The Gilmore's

If you're ever on the road, feeling lonely and so cold

Rory: The house is burning and you can save the cake or me. Which do you save?
Lorelai: That’s not fair. The cake doesn’t have legs.

Lorelai: Independence Inn.
Emily: You really should identify yourself when you answer the phone at work.
Lorelai: Sorry. Independence Inn, major disappointment speaking. Better?

Emily: You brought us used dessert?
Lorelai: It's not used. It's leftover.
Emily: How nice. I'll just put it in the kitchen next to my half-empty box of Cheer.

Brad: She doesn't stuff the animals thats taxidermy
Paris: Who is this rabbi that encouraged you to come back here? Give me his address, I'm gonna go over there and pop him one.