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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Sooo weird lmfao favorite one so far

Feb 17, 2011 by zachup
imageYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: tengaged?
Stranger: HONORS BAND IS TOMORROW!
Stranger: no, i'm 3
You: nice I can't wait to see Honors Band!
Stranger: haha yeahhh, because u know what i'm talking about
You: ur 3 years old and know how to use a computer. I have got to meet this baby
Stranger: yes, indeed you do.
You: so, what else can you do superbaby?
Stranger: i can play any musical instrument.
Stranger: except the banjo
You: OMG! A tuba blowing baby!
Stranger: indeeeeed
You: what's wrong with the banjo?
Stranger: i just haven't mastered that skill yet.
You: You don't like the banjo?
Stranger: well its not my favourite. but i'm still going to learn how to play it.
Stranger: i have a very busy schedule
You: Well, I guess it is tough being a 3 year old these days, huh
Stranger: you have no idea
You: Oh believe me I do, i once was 3 too. One of the hardest years of my life
Stranger: is 4 a better year?
You: Yeah, 4 is definitely a better year, that is when I lost my virginity
Stranger: well apparently things have changed because i lost mine last year....
You: WOAH! You lost urs before you could walk. I really need to meet you superbaby!
Stranger: indeed.
You: Well, I got to go now. I hope your teeth fully grow in soon =) Good luck in honors band but learn to play the banjo because country people have hearts too =)
Stranger: haha hey, i'm from the southern us, i understand.
Stranger: well bye!

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