i was going through some of my stuff and found a page of quotes and decided to share them so here they are:
"If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you."
"First, the ship is not sinking, and second i intend to go down with it."
"You can't believe everyone at the sanitarium."
"Things are easier said than done, unless you stutter."
"Politicians should serve two terms--one in office, and one in jail." ~Mark Twain
"A guy backs into a car and leaves a note with people watching. It says, "People see me writing this note and think I am leaving my address, but they are wrong.""
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." ~Frieda Norris
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up and hurr off as if nothing had happened." Winston Churchill
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