well, hotdogsalad made me the officer to his group game, so i could finish it off for him, and yesterday i did, this is how it went down:
sprts guy and sparks keep running till they find a wall
sparks: "lets go this way"
sprtsguy: "no way man, i think this way is better"
sparks: "whats with u? we should be working together!"
sprtsguy: "whats with me? i am trying to work with u! its u whos trying to get us killed!!!"
sparks: "whatever, lets just split up then"
the 2 split up, and keep running around the room until they run into eachother again
sprtsguy: "what r u doing? we r supposed to be looking for a door!!!"
sparks: "i know that! i didnt find 1!"
theylook at eachother in horror as they hear growling...
sprtsguy: "oh shit not this again
sparks turns around saying: "they r just chihuahuas, they cant be all that bad
sptsguy: "they ate craphead alive"
sparks: "omg, they arent chihuahuas, they arent even dogs! they have fangs that are like 1 foot long!"
sparks backs into the wall, sprtsguy steps ahead to face the mysterious beasts
the beasts slowly creep toward sprtsguy, only to lick his hand
sparks: "what the hell?"
spikes shoot out of the wall piercing sparks' body, then shoot back into the wall
sparks: "AHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT"
sprtsguy: "its time u died sparks"
the beasts lunge at sparks tearing him to pieces
sprtsguy: "ok man, u said if i got sparks killed, u would let me go"
mysterious voice: "...yes...i did...but there is a problem...i like to lie..."
sprtsguy: "what?"
mysterious voice: "funny, if u and sparks had of stayed behind at the glass box, u would have realized i wasnt dying, i recorded that voice long b4 this stuff happened to fool u guys into thinking i died with evry1 else, when really, ive been the culprit all along!"
sprtsguy: "hotdog...u bastard..."
hotdogsalad: "goodbye sprtsguy..."
hotdog pulls out a shotgun, points it at sprtsguy, and fires...
