wake yup at 7, wet hair freezes on the way, struggles to keep eyes open, gets home and munches and crunches, passes out, has to go to play rehearsal, get back at 9 and finish homework at 12, repeat till weekend
I jokingly suggested convincing my freshman class that I was gay so people would shut up about me and some girl dating which produced the following comment made by one of my friends
"hey andrew aren't males the bees knees"
"why yes i personally am in fact attracted to them"