My arms were loaded to the max with groceries cause I didn't think I'd buy that much stuff after I said "Carts are for pussies". But, it was okay cause I was showing off my freshly pumped and swole biceps. All of a sudden the fkn blue cheese fell out of my grasp and while I tried to save it, my cherry tomatoes went off the rails too! The cheese was o.k. but the cherry tomatoes splooged everywhere. Their color even spread to my face cause I was so embarrassed. It was the fact that every one was literally just watching me and no one was even kind enough to jokingly insult my clumsiness. So it was this awkward silence as they all watched me as I began to forage for the tomatoes like if I was still a wallpaper child in a field of dandelions.
The one positive is that the girl nearby literally stopped as I squatted collecting my cherry tomatoes like the innocent delicatessen flower I am. I could feel her eyes burning into my thick juicy thighs that I had just hammered the weights with. Out the corner of my ear I heard a brief anime girl "ayi hoo" and she shuffled away clearly frazzled by how smoking hot my quads were.
Anyways I bought the tomatoes in shame. Are they okay to eat after hitting the dance floor like that?
