I ended up at some random park with oak trees and tall grass. Like a safari.
While I was taking a piss into this safari, cause the whole world is my bathroom, a silhouette of a sizeable dark beast emerged in front of me. Straight out of nowhere compton. It stopped, stared at me, and we had a stand off for 30 seconds. I had no idea what it was. The alarming creature charged 3 feet towards me making fat juciy grunts like you would hear from an obese dude's first day on the treadmill. I realized it was a wild boar. It literally circled me three times. I tensed up. I'm ready to fight a pig.
But, the bovine scurried away. So I finished my tinkle, shook out my clam hammer, and went home to eat some jellybeans.
