aka the gaylluminati.
Otherwise known as the gay mafia
also referred to as the Lords of Gay, the Gay Lords
They are constantly terrorizing us straights! It's time to take a stand! We the United Straights of Tengaged will take up our keyboards and will fight against the terror this majority brings down upon us! No longer shall we live in fear of cum being squirted in our eyes. We are sick of being labeled with heterophobic comments!
Bob: "Ew, johnny look at those straights, gross!"
Johnny: "Ikr, That's so immoral, filthy heteros!"
We have our lists of demands:
1: We demand the rainbow back!
2: We demand Representatives in the Gay mafia so we have a say in the neggings!
3: We straight people are sick of these hate crime neggings imposed upon us by the galluminati!
4: We demand we are allowed to form the SHSMSWA (Straight Hetero Straightman Straightwoman alliance) without any hate being thrown at us!
5: We also demand we be celebrated on 6/9 of every year, as tengaged's straight rights day!
aka the gaylluminati.