1.I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
2.I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3.I will get dressed before noon.
4.I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.
5.I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.
6.I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
7.I will read a book... if I still remember how.
8.I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
9.I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10.I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11.I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
12.Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Web will always be there tomorrow.
* The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
* He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
* He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow!
* It's a game of inches.
* That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
* When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it.
* He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
* He found his tight end.
* End around!
* He had to stretch to get it in!
* He gets penetration into the backfield!
* He blows them off (at the line)!
* He bangs it in!
* He could go all the way!
* He gets it off just in time!
* He goes deep!
* He found a hole and slid through it!
* He pounds it in!
* He beats them off (the line)
* He's got great hands!
1. Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win.
2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.
3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record.
4. With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header.
5. Well, it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour: almost all the Brazilians are wearing yellow shirts.
6. If that had gone on, it would definitely have been a goal.
7. Their manager, Howard Wilkinson, isn't here today, which strongly suggests that he may be elsewhere.
8. I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the other need to score two to win.
9. If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead.
10. You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made, but there were eight.
