1.People come up to you and say, "You know. . . you're really ugly".
2.People always asking you, "Who hit you with a pick-ax?"
3.You only go on blind dates. . . with men who are actually blind.
4.Every time you go on a date, the guy brings a 10 foot pole.
5.The police give you a ticket for indecent exposure. . . of your face.
6.They use your picture as an antidote for Viagra overdoses.
7.The last time you were mounted. . . was by a horse jockey.
8.You ask the beautician at a cosmetics counter for something that will make your face more appealing. She hands you a bag.
9.Your name rhymes with Ghoopi Woldberg.
10.Even Linda Tripp feels sorry for you.
11.Even Bill Clinton won't hit on you.
12.Your name rhymes with Jaula Pones.
13.Grocery clerks ask if you want paper or plastic. . . over your head.
14.People ask you how long you've had that flesh eating bacteria on your face.
15.Men look at you and say "dynamite. . . probably hit your face!"
16.People stop you outside the state department, and ask, "Can I have your autograph, Mrs. Albright?
17.The grocery store gives you a paper bag when you ENTER the store.
18.Your last name is "Duckling".
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