cast: Royaltyy, Eilish, MmabatlokoaMolefe, PrincessPinkLips, LooseyLaduca, ikaw0ng, Yoko_Homo & princesspretty
The girls and Royaltyy walk to school together, all eyes were on Royaltyy. She got all the attention, from boys, to lesbians, and from teachers. Rumor has it she's having an affair with Proffessor randomize, but whatever. Blondetourage began to get jealous of the attention Royaltyy got. She became more popular, and popular. princesspretty says, "She's literally becoming more popular than us... We HAVE to do something." Yoko_Homo adds, "I agree. She's not even that cute, one boob is saggier than the other." PrincessPinkLips nods, "I have a plan. We kill Royaltyy Mcburgers." LooseyLaduca looks in confusion, "Are you MAD?? You wanna kill someone just for being more popular than us— Nevermind, lets do it. That bitch is stealing my customers!" ikaw0ng looks, "According to my calculations, with that bitch dead, 99% of the attention will go to US since they think we're close to her!" So the girls began to do their master plan.
As Royaltyy Mcburgers walks to her car, five girls wearing pink ski masks appear behind her. One shoves a whole guitar down her throat, and the other four carry her by the legs. They throw her into a pink jeep, and drive. Royaltyy Mcburgers lays trembling and struggling. The girls then play Onika Tanya Marsh, bopping their heads and jiggling their titties. Then, the car stops in the middle of no where. The girls then throw Royaltyy out of the car. The 5 girls RIP off their ski masks, identifying themselves. "This is what you deserve." princesspretty says, as she smirks. ikaw0ng raises a pink baseball bat, and SMASHES Royaltyy's face in. PrincessPinkLips begins to giggle, "Stupid bitch." LooseyLaduca questions, "What are we gonna do with the body?" Yoko_Homo looks to the side seeing a trash can sitting on the side of the road, "Over there!" princesspretty says as she applies her lipgloss, "Omg you're so smart.." The girls lift the fugly whore, tossing her into the trash... but the trash can falls over. The girls then get into the car and fix themselves up. ikaw0ng looks back, seeing two figures walking towards the body. "Guys, who's that?!" #ikaw0ng points. The girls turn, seeing nothing. #Yoko_Homo states, "Ika we TOLD you to lay off the crack!" #ikaw0ng nods, "Good point..." And they drive off.
