Nikki has PJ's that mean that Adam stays with Nikki and a lot and follows her around. Why can't I get some that will attract a woman to me who will follow me around and stay with me a lot. :o
If anyone knows where you can get these PJ's from please phone 0794372934374398 or text "women-attracting PJ's" with your answer to 12478. Calls will cost 10t$s per minute and an average call will be 89 minutes long. Calls from mobiles will cost considerably more. Texts cost 10t$s plus the standard network charge. Entrants must be 13 or over and lines close at 3pm Thursday 31st December 2009. Terms and conditions apply.
Yours sincerly, matthewthegenuis.
P.S. please don't really phone or text this number - I'm not sure but they might actually exist - they're not my numbers, just some random numbers I typed in. ;) :p