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A story of tragedy be warned

Jan 16, 2018 by malachite05
Boy: wanna hear a magic trick?
Girl: sure hun.
Boy: Poof, you’re single!
Girl: wanna hear mine?
Boy: what is it?
Girl: Poof, I’m pregnant!
Boy: I’ve got a better one.
Girl: what?
Boy: Poof, you’re on ur own!
Girl: I’ve got a better one, wanna
hear it?
Boy: go on then
Girl: Poof, its not urs its ur
brother’s!
Boy: iv got a better one, u wanna
hear it?
Girl: Go on,,
Boy:Poof, am the only Son, thats
the Garden boy…

Comments

idg the end bit
Sent by Oliviaxoxo,Jan 16, 2018
GARDEN BOY OLIVIAXOXO ! AM ONLY SON !!! POOF!
Sent by malachite05,Jan 16, 2018
what?? i still dont get it :( am only son??? her son??
Sent by Oliviaxoxo,Jan 16, 2018
Malachite05 pls exaplin this is gonna annoy me i really dont udnerstand
Sent by Oliviaxoxo,Jan 16, 2018
OOHHH HOLD ON WAIT LIKE THE SUN??? SO I AM NOT REAL I AM THE SUN POOF DISSAPEAR MALACHITE05?! PLS
Sent by Oliviaxoxo,Jan 16, 2018
lol oliviaxoxo no he ONLY SON POOF SO IT WAS GARDEN BOY!
Sent by malachite05,Jan 16, 2018
WHAT? OOOH HE WAS GAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN? FUCK THIS IS HARDER THAN MY EXAMS MALACHITE05
Sent by Oliviaxoxo,Jan 16, 2018
oliviaxoxo I'm straight btw
Sent by malachite05,Jan 16, 2018

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