I hate spam mail from my gmail inbox. This is one thing I got:
Hello Friend,
Please click on the link below to see what Bill Gates sent you.
INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT Address: 1990 Village Green Way, Suite 3 Tallahassee, FL, 32308 BATCH NUMBER......YM/AFL/EBDSS/10011 REF NUMBER...........INT/LOT/ BIN2009/78 WINNING NUMBER....19792009AFNG AWARD NOTIFICATION FOR CATEGORY \"A\" ONLY DEAR LUCKY WINNER! This is to inform you that your name has been selected by our Electronic Random Selection System (E.R.S.S) from an exclusive list of names in the Microsoft Database list in our online draws held on lately. Microsoft arranged all the email addresses of their subscribers. You are selected as a winner from CATEGORY A batch through Electronic Random Selection System Balloting without them applying. This is to Alleviate Poverty, and Community Development Worldwide therefore, based on your winning you have been approved to claim a total sum of US$1,000,000..00.(One Million Dollars) from the total payout. WARNING! KEEP THIS PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL FOR SECURITY REASONS. CONTACT THE UNITY BANK TO PAY YOU. CONTACT PERSON: MR. SIMON MILLET BANK: UNITY BANK LIMITED EMAIL: unitytransfer@live.com PHONE: +2348034707734 FILL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION: FULL NAME................... COUNTRY....................... CONTACT ADDRESS............ PHONE NUMBER................ MARITAL STATUS.............. OCCUPATION.................. AGE........................... SEX.......................... You are advised to provide him/bank your above information as stated above: Yours Sincerely Bill Gates Foundation Inc.
And lots of stuff are from pervs >:<
Hello,
How are you doing ? my name is miss Jane and i just saw your profile and i got attracted to you. i want to know you more because your profile is interesting and have draw me to you. please reply me back on this my email address so that i can know what you said and also send you my pictures and tell you more about me.
thanks and expecting your email.
That was from a pen pal club from when i was young >:Z
Had my ears pierced today it FUCKING HURT!!!! And the piercing chair was next to the front door which was open so it was cold to:( but I got a cool hat though! :D
HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS :D LOL 
Had my ears pierced today it FUCKING HURT!!!! And the piercing chair was next to the front door which was open so it was cold to:( but I got a cool hat though! :D