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littlelong

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  1. Maybe he's not answering your phone calls because..
  2. No shave November is more like no laid November...
  3. I don't understand why if you broke my heart you..
  4. It's cute that you're trying to be me...but that's..
  5. Being funny comes naturally to me, kinda like..
  6. princessprobz.
  7. "I trained my boyfriend to make me..

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Maybe he's not answering your phone calls because your skin tone caused him to literally confuse you Nov 10, 2011
image#LiesThatAlwaysWorked Daddy I have no idea how that charge got on your card! #princessprobz

I can't name all the presidents but I can name all the Kardashians...that counts as something, right?
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No shave November is more like no laid November. #princessprobz Nov 10, 2011
imageWhen Daddy doesn't respond to my texts immediately, I buy a new handbag for every minute he makes me wait on his credit card. #princessprobz

I should be given a Nobel Peace Prize for not beating the shit out of you for saying hi to my boyfriend. #princessprobz
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I don't understand why if you broke my heart you aren't automatically sent to federal prison. #princ Nov 10, 2011
image#IveAlwaysWantedTo know what it's like to have to actually work for things. Just kidding. #princessprobz
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It's cute that you're trying to be me...but that's like comparing Louis Vuitton to a patent leather Nov 10, 2011
image#ReasonsWhyTheCrimeRateGoUp Because Daddy always has my ex-boyfriends "taken care of" #princessprobz

I need you to talk to me so I can not talk back to you so you will understand that I hate you today. #princessprobz
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Being funny comes naturally to me, kinda like being a whore comes naturally to you. #princessprobz Nov 10, 2011
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princessprobz. Nov 10, 2011
imageIs it ever difficult not to choke with all the bullshit that comes out of your mouth? #princessprobz

Why kill someone with kindness when you can just get Daddy to hire someone to like, really kill them? #princessprobz

Coincidentally, the key that unlocks my heart is also the key that unlocks a Lamborghini. #princessprobz
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