Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He Saw a small brown bear + shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned round to see a big black bear. The black bear said, 'Don you have 2 choices, either i maul you to death or we have sex.' Don decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for 2 weeks Don soon recovered and vowed revenge, he headed out on another trip where he found the black bear + shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder . This time a huge grizzely bear was standing right next 2 him. The grizzly said, 'that was a huge mistake Don, You've got 2 choices. Either I Maul you to death, or we have rough sex.' Again Don thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it took several months before Don finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzle and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge. But then he got a tap on his shoulder. Don turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The Polar bear said,'Admit it Don, you dont really come here for the hunting, do you?
