Today I came back from class and normally the first thing I do is take Duchess out so she can use the restroom and show off to her potential male dog suitors. However, today right when I got in I decided to give her a chicken finger and while I was wiggling it in front of her face she got super excited and pissed on a pair of my shoes. She then tried to snag the chicken finger out of my hand while I was cleaning up her mess.
