Yo Mama

Sep 27, 2014 by kool

Yo Mama so old, She has an autographed Bible.

Yo Mama so old, When she went to school "History Class" was called "Current events"

Yo Mama so Ugly, She Gives Freddy Kooger Nightmares.

Yo Mama so Ugly, They turn off the security cameras every time she goes to the Bank.

Yo Mama so Poor, Burglars break in to give her money.

Yo Mama so Fat, Even Dora can't explore her.

Yo Mama so ugly, Bob the Builder Screamed "I can't fix that!"

Yo Mama so stupid, She challenged you to a Yo Mama Joke Contest.

Yo Mama so stupid, She tried to Drown a Fish.

Yo Mama so Hairy, Bigfoot stalks her.

Yo Mama so Tiny, Even Chuck Norris Couldn't Find her.

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