Our first anonymous submission asks us, "Jake, how do you go along buying a dildo for myself or that someone special *cough* Mahogany"
This is quite an embarrassing thing to do for many people considering you can be ridiculed for the TYPE of dildo you buy. For example if you buy a horse sized dildo people will compare you to MichelleObama, and if you buy an extra ribbed dildo people can compare you to that of Robozoe. So what should you do? Buy online of course! The sellers might think you are Robozoe or MichelleObama but no harm will come to yourself.
Hope that answered your question!
WARNING: Remember to wash your toys after use, you dont want your asshole looking like blogs face.
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*sits on a cactus*