*Dabs eyes irl* A 21 titty gun salute for our Fallen Femme, Jennifer101.
A sweet naive justice seeker with an appreciation for the modern day Bible that is Mean Girls our darling original Femme Jenn will be sorely missed. Having recently left our group on her own terms after taking advantage of the controversial and universally frowned upon (though not yet an official violation) Tengaged Boyfriend Clause in a recent Femmerookies she was left with an understandly massive amount of guilt when she granted said BF safety only to have him off one of her fellow Femmes for a tragic fifth place showing.
We feel for poor Jennifer, and recognize that its not her fault that some people are absolute doucher scumbags with no tact and probably back acne, but like any good friends would, we stood our ground when telling her that this is a prime example of the #1 Femme policy, "Chicks Before Dicks", and tried to guide her away from poor relationship choices. I mean, you wouldn't buy a skirt before asking your friends if it looked good on you first, right?
That's what I thought.
Still, our girl opted out of the Fearless Supporters of Feminism and Fierceness and we wish her the best in her romantic Tengaged pursuits. This blog is an omage to our favourite moments with our Flawless Femme during our climb to total DOMINANCE and perfect airsplits.
JENNIFER, you first charmed us with your uncanny case cracking ability, getting to the bottom of those nasty unsolved mysteries, and restoring justice to our unruly online community with your eye for detail and gift at googling.
You blossomed on tengaged, transforming from our meak backup singer to take CENTER STAGE in our endless battle against the Tengaged Housewives, growing up before our very eyes. You deserted your girlish innocence when you wowed us by using your feminine wiles to seduce stucchi and lead us to Femmebot Victory (AND got a gift from it, WORK IT!) and had us glowing for your success when you DOMINATED Big Break 4, and nearly earned your place in Newbie Stars.
Jennifer101, we wish you'd have stuck it out with your GIRLS, but we'll forever cherish your time with the Femmebots.
Like, I am SO going to miss sitting in the backyard with you and talking about how high waisted Dawn's pants are, and how skanky Fedfan is dressing everyday and how annoying her laugh is, and all the things we could do with her hair extensions. It's going to be really, really hard without you.
*Dabs eyes irl* A 21 titty gun salute for our Fallen Femme, Jennifer101.