Ms. Piggy swiftly takes the jar of penis pills from Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's grubby yellow hands. She downs the whole lot like the whore that she is. Suddenly, her slimy, greasy pig cooch begins to quiver and quake. Her legs give way to a horror that none has ever seen. A bulbous, throbbing, slippery cock grows from where her ravished cooter used to be. It swells at an increasing velocity, towering over the studio audience below.
"Oh, you're gonna get it, little man!" she bowels at the greedy Tex Richman.
The bystanders stand in awe at the size of her hunk of meat, drooling from every orifice. Piggy guides her massive member towards Richman's head. A vacuum noise emits from the tip of her penis.
"Hasta la vista, baby!"
Ms. Piggy moans as Tex Richman is sucked into her cavernous chode. The entirety of the oil tycoon is absorbed into her testicles and is slowly and painfully turned into thick sperm. She enjoys every second of it, licking her lips in satisfaction. As soon as his physical form is fully dissolved into baby paste, the white stream trickles up the hog's rod. A burst of cum exits Piggy's sticky-icky urethra, leaving her limp in a trip of ecstasy. The huge globs land onto the hypnotized crowd as it claps and cheers, gobbling them up in glee.
Slowly Piggy comes back to her senses as her pleasure dissipates and her wee-wee disappears. She turns to Kermit, who is now covered in her jizz.
"Guess we don't need to worry about him anymore, huh? Now kiss me, you filthy frog!"
She plants her snout onto his lips. They savor every inch of each other's mouths, from teeth to uvula. As they pull back from their passionate tongue sex, they turn to the audience.
"Attention everyone!" Kermit announces. "The Muppets are officially back in business!"
