I found this new amazing website, it's at http://www.fmylife.com/. Anyways, it's about all these stories about people's lives and what went wrong in them that day. Here are a few examples.
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Today, my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time. When I was on top of her, she asked me if it was in yet. I said yes. She sighed. FML
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Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML
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Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
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Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML
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Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML
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Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
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It is really interesting, but so sad at the same time. :(
That is suppose to say "KEEP POGO & VOTE YANKEE OFF"
http://www.tengaged.com/poll/bigbrother-game-7843
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by Yankee1006 0 min ago
Off course jake has to pm to get me out
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So are you saying the only way you can get evicted is if I PM people? BAHAHAHHAHAHA I PM'ED NOONE BABY!!! ;D
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Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep POGO!
Well, everyone said she was a guy, so I had to do my research. I found "her" youtube account here. http://www.youtube.com/user/sexylakot. Their is a video on there making fun of SapphireRose's blogs. Well one of the comments on there says: "ROBERT ADD ME AS UR FRIEND!!".
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So I confronted "Dina" about it and called her out. Check the conversation on AIM below.
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thefxMEDIA (12:16:18 PM): YOU FUCKING PLAYED ME
DUD
DiLynJo (12:16:19 PM): okay
DiLynJo (12:16:22 PM): no
DiLynJo (12:16:23 PM): no
thefxMEDIA (12:16:23 PM): okay go
DiLynJo (12:16:23 PM): no
DiLynJo (12:16:24 PM): stop
thefxMEDIA (12:16:26 PM): robert, go!
DiLynJo (12:16:27 PM): just stop
thefxMEDIA (12:16:32 PM): go tell me
DiLynJo (12:16:33 PM): you can hate me
DiLynJo (12:16:36 PM): i understand
DiLynJo (12:16:37 PM): that
DiLynJo (12:16:40 PM): but
DiLynJo (12:16:46 PM): i'm just a fucking reject at life
DiLynJo (12:16:48 PM): so
DiLynJo (12:16:52 PM): if im a reject
thefxMEDIA (12:16:55 PM): So...
DiLynJo (12:16:56 PM): on tenggaed to
DiLynJo (12:16:58 PM): its okay
thefxMEDIA (12:17:00 PM): You are going to admit it right?
DiLynJo (12:17:06 PM): yah
thefxMEDIA (12:17:06 PM): Cause I already got you.
DiLynJo (12:17:10 PM): im not gona lie
thefxMEDIA (12:17:10 PM): Fuck man
thefxMEDIA (12:17:12 PM): Fuck
DiLynJo (12:17:39 PM): i know
DiLynJo (12:17:43 PM): im stupid
thefxMEDIA (12:17:45 PM): No, you fucking don't.
thefxMEDIA (12:17:51 PM): I fucking talked about you
thefxMEDIA (12:17:53 PM): to everyone
DiLynJo (12:17:54 PM): yes i fucking do
thefxMEDIA (12:17:56 PM): everyone told me
thefxMEDIA (12:17:58 PM): you were a dude
DiLynJo (12:17:58 PM): I
DiLynJo (12:17:59 PM): AM
thefxMEDIA (12:18:02 PM): and i said no you weren't
DiLynJo (12:18:03 PM): DEAD
thefxMEDIA (12:18:06 PM): and they kept saying it
DiLynJo (12:18:07 PM): FUCK IT
thefxMEDIA (12:18:07 PM): fuck
thefxMEDIA (12:18:08 PM): fuck
thefxMEDIA (12:18:14 PM): and i'd tell you everything
DiLynJo (12:18:16 PM): IM SORRY
DiLynJo (12:18:16 PM): DUDE
DiLynJo (12:18:32 PM): your the only one
DiLynJo (12:18:32 PM): that knows
DiLynJo (12:18:33 PM): plz
DiLynJo (12:18:33 PM): dont kill me
thefxMEDIA (12:18:39 PM): no
thefxMEDIA (12:18:41 PM): eveyrone knows
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WTF. And I fucking was falling for a dude who acted like a girl on the internet. WTF. This is the information I didn't want to hear. FUCK.
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Well there you have it, Dina is really a confused boy who is 14 years old, who loves to play mind games with every body and fuck them over.
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PEACE. LOVE. FUCK. JAKE.
