There was a guy who saw a nun.
Man: Sister, I fantasized to kiss a nun.
Nun: Really? You can kiss me if you're a Single and Catholic.
Man: Im both of that!
----after kissing her at the lips---
Man: Sister, I lied to you coz im Not single and Catholic.
Nun: Its okay. I lied also to you. Im not a nun, Im a gay and my real name is allan. :) haha
http://www.tengaged.com/play/behind_you_hunter