So, at the local gay club, there's a night called "Amateur Night" - pretty much where the locals either do drag (queen or king), sing, or strip. I'm doing drag, because you win $100 dollars if you win. The thing is I don't know what song to do? I want something modern either hip-hip, or pop. Some catty, love - must be positive, and a good paced song.
I'm Drew and I'm shakin' my ass
I sign a thousand autographs
Please, just get to the point when you talk to me
And if a favor gets involved, just rub my feet
Yeah, this business is fucked and I want somethin' funner
I wanna sit at home and watch Dumb And Dumber
Sike! I take that back, I'm just trickin, you see
'Cause when I show my belly, everybody copies me
Yeah, it's kinda cool, not that they're cowards
But I'm just Drew and I got all this power
But the bottom line is, I don't even use it
When you become a bitch, that's when you lose it!
So what if I do? What if I lose it all today?
I've always got my friends to hold me all the way
Happiness this is the key
And love when you fall
Like Lauren Hill said,
If you ain't got that,
got nothin at all, ya'll
So how you been?
It's been a while...
And it feels nice
It really feels nice, yeah.
This place needs some T Stamps (like Food Stamps), see some of us need some Ts. So, as I'm saying, I think Tengaged should be giving me some daily T Stamps around this bitch.
And I want me a sugardaddy/momma section on this site. Shit, I'll do some dirty deeds, for some presentz.
Keep it up! I'm getting Soap Opera ideas off this shit, maybe they'll pay me to write their storylines! Y'all gonna make me rich! Most of my ideas would be from Tengaged, because there's so much of it. I love it! :D
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac.
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna boy with juicy lips.
Who doesn't care I don't have tits.
I wanna boy like me but hotter.
To eat me out like Jeffrey Dahlmer.
Straight Boys I must confess.
Wanna get under my dress.
Give me a kiss kiss...
Give me a fist fist...
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back.
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac.
I wanna boy who takes the blame.
Puttin' Ron Jeremey to shame.
I wanna boy under my sheets,
with pink stained boxer briefs.
They don't have to tell their friends...
They're getting it from both ends..
Na na na, na na na na.
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back.
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac.
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back.
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac.
Fuck. Me. Now.
You wanna know where the straight boys are at?
Leaving credit cards in my ass crack.
You wanna know where the straight boys are at?
Look under my bed cuz I can't keep track..
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back.
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac.
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back.
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac.
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back.
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac.
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back.
Straight boys, where you at?
I'ma egomaniac.
Keep it up! I'm getting Soap Opera ideas off this shit, maybe they'll pay me to write their storylines! Y'all gonna make me rich! Most of my ideas would be from Tengaged, because there's so much of it. I love it! :D