If you are a blonde and you are offended by these jokes please x this off. Remember this is just a joke and is all in good fun
Ok so there was a brunette hopping on the pavement next to the yellow line on a road yelling "38! 38!" and a blonde comes over and shes like "What are you doing? Can i join?" and the brunette is like "Sure! Stand on the yellow line." so the blonde stood on the yellow line and they shouted "38! 38!" Then a big truck came by and crashed into the blonde and the brunette shouts "39! 39!"
the 9/11 memorial is coming up soon and i just wanted to say a couple things.
First, to all the people who lost their lives in the cotastrophy of the fall of the twin towers. I want to say im sorry to all the people who lost their lives and u will be in our hearts forever
To the people who tried to save other people in the burning building but lost their lives when the building collapsed, i just wanted to tell you thank you for trying to save people and i wanna say a big sorry to the 300 some of firefighters that tried to save people. It was a tradgic accident.
To the plane that flown into one of the terrorist planes i want to give my biggest thanks and appreciation and we will never forget you. YOu lost your lives to save us, and possibly from the plane killing tons of more people. You are absoloutley amazing and i will never forget you.
Wow, Porsche won POV and took herself off the block. Could that have come at a better time for her?
This weeks events:
-Adam won HOH
-Adam told Jordan that he may put her up and keep Porsche. *hint hint*
-Adam nominated Porsche and Jordan
-Porsche won the veto competition and removed herself from the block leaving only Rachael as the replacement nominee.
-Porsche went back and forth as to who she wanted to go. One one hand, Jordan had a lot of friends but she sucks at comps. Rachael is great at comps but has enemies in jury house.
-Porsche decided to finnaly evict Jordan.
Congrats Porsche, sorry Jordan, Adam stop floating.
Russel Hantz nephew? Damn, hes gonna be a tough nut to crack. Clearly u should know that hes gonna follow in his uncles footsteps. if u doubt it ur an idiot -_- Not saying he doesnt deserve to win but u know what im sayin :P Lol last year Rob won it??? Lol since when did people start becoming DUMB BITCHES! How could u let a person who has played 5 TIMES and backstab his whole alliance make it to the end? God, if ur that stupid to not get rid of him the lucky bastard deserved to win.
Damnit Adam. U are so friggin annoying. i mean come ON! U havent made one smart move in the game. Not saying i dont love Jordan or Rachael but stop being a spineless dumbass. Obviously if Jordan OR Rachael wins HOH they will never take u. Wheather thats a good thing or a bad thing. So if u do not keep Porsche and "Stay true to your word" Which not a single person does in that house, then good luck and i just want u to know u will not win the game :)
