Dear BbDamian,
i saw you walking to my bed one week ago, and i thought you were as hideous as a cumming Foxox . I tried to get your attention by waving my penis and doing a cartwheel, but you didnt even ook in my direction. Then when i walked by you in the hallway at school, i sang I JUST HAD SEX and cummed at the same time. But you never looked up from your notebook. In gym class, you were wearing the tightest thong with a picture of TasteTheRainbowBitch on it. You look so cute! I guess i was daydreaming because i didnt notice that you kicked the soccer ball to me. It hit me in the throat, and everything went black. The next thing i new, i woke up in the nurses office! so i decided to get even. Yesterday i filled your locker with cum. You must have seen me do it, because today when i opened up my locker, vodka poured out all over the floor. so now that i have your attention, would you like to go to the Valentines day dance with me?
your super-hot-amazingly-sexy admirer