Caesar: Peeta, do you have a special someone?
Peeta: Yes, and they're in the games with me!
Caesar: Aw, explain?
Peeta: Well they're tall, smoking hot, and full of heart! Also, they have a sexy ass!
Caesar: ....Name?
(Kantmiss glares at him)
Peeta: ......MARCO!
Marco: Really? Oh yay!
Kantmiss off-stage: What was that? Here is a foot up your ass! (Kicks him in the butt) What were you thinking?
Peeta: I was making alliances!
Peeta: Haven't you seen Survivor or Big Brother before?!
