Bon Qui Qui: (on the phone) Gurl, Marcus was suppose to meet me yesterday and he didn't even show up. Gurl I will cut him. Gurl yes I will. You remember what happened last time when he had said he didn't hook up with Tracy and I had found out he did, gurl Icut him. Oh gurl yes I did gurl! Yes i.
Customer 1: Excuse me.
Bon Qui Qui: Yeah I… um, you don't see me in the middle of a conversation? Don't interrupt: rude. (on the phone again) Imma have to call you back. (closes cell phone) Welcome to King Burger where we can do it your way, but don't get crazy.
Customer 1: Right…. Can I get a number 6 with a cookies and cream milkshake?
Bon Qui Qui: (sighs) You sure you just don't want a coke?
Customer 1: Pardon?
Bon Qui Qui: I gotta get the ice-cream out and put some cookies all up in it, I don't even know how to use that blender and they got me pressing all of these crazy buttons, no you can have a coke. (over microphone) Let me get a number 6 with a large coke. Next!
Customer 2: Hi ummm I'll have a number 3 with no cheese, no tomato….and no lettuce?
Bon Qui Qui: Is there anything else?
Customer 2: (silence)
Bon Qui Qui: (uses microphone) I gotta complicated order. Let me get a number 3 with no cheese, no tomato…
Customer 2: (interrupts) No wait wait, I'm sorry I…..
Bon Qui Qui: (interrupts) Uh, excummie me sir, you see me trying to put in my order? Don't interrupt: rude. (uses microphone) and no lettuce. That's it! (to him) What?!?!
Customer 2: I changed my mind about the cheese.
Bon Qui Qui: Oh now you want some cheese?
Customer 2: Yes.
Bon Qui Qui: Now you want some cheese? You see me put in the order why you didn't say nothing in the first place?
Customer 2: I tried to but…
Bon Qui Qui: (interrupts) No huh-uh no sir don't get loud with me sir. Do not get loud with me. Oh-no Suh-curity! Suh-curity! This dude need to go, need to go. Need to go. Thank you.
Mr. Williams: Bon Qui Qui.
Bon Qui Qui: Oh hey Mr. Williams. How are you today sir?
Mr. Williams: I've had better days Bon Qui Qui. This is the fifth time you've called security. Now how many times do I have to tell you, you cannot call security just because somebody has a complicated order.
Bon Qui Qui: Is that what you had said?
Mr. Williams: Yes, that's what I had said.
Bon Qui Qui: Oh…ok you right Mr. Williams. My bad, I'm sorry. Next please.
Customer 3: Hi, can I get a number 5 with a boneless, skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned.
Bon Qui Qui: Haha! No! Security! Suh-curity! This chick need to go, need to go!
Mr. Williams: Bon Qui Qui. What!?!?!
Bon Qui Qui: Sir, she was trying to fight me, Sir.
Customer 3: No I wasn't.
Bon Qui Qui: Gurl, I will cut you.
Mr. Williams: I'm sorry she's with our ""Out of the Hood" Program.
Bon Qui Qui: Oh…shoot. Hey D'Walt.
D'Walt: Hey what's goin on Bon Qui Qui?
Bon Qui Qui: I didn't know you come here.
D'Walt: Yea man, I ain't on house arrest no more.
Bon Qui Qui: Ok, ok what ya want to order boo?
D'Walt: Let me get a number 3 and instead of fries let me have some onion rings .
Bon Qui Qui: Ok, that's all you want?
D'Walt: Yeah gurl.
Bon Qui Qui: I know what I want.
D'Walt: Oh what?
Bon Qui Qui: Oh…Let me put in your order.
D'Walt: Okay.
Bon Qui Qui: (beat boxes into microphone) On the mike is a queen now listen to me sing. He wants a number 3 super size onion rings! He can come out the house with no ankle bracelet on but he's got two strikes so don't get his order wrong. You know I'm really cute and there's nothing you could say but if you get with me we can do it your way!!! Heyyy!!!!!
