Interesting experience earlier, went out to Mickey D's for lunch with the boys and a homeless guy approaches us and asks us for some money. Obviously I'm not gonna turn down someone in need but giving homeless people money isn't always the greatest idea because they can turn that money into drug money. So instead what I did was I went inside got him some 20 piece McNuggets with some sweet and sour sauce and tried to give it to him. Let's just the events that unfolded after that surprised me.
I dunno if this guy just didn't like McNuggets or just really wouls've rather used that 4.50 for crack but this man became enraged with an intensity I've never seen before. He pulled out a plastic knife and started walking towards us. Luckily, crackheads don't have the best coordination so he tripped on the sidewalk and snapped his knife on a tree. I know I probably should've been a little scared but honestly at that point I kinda wanted to check on him and see if he was okay, or ask him if he wanted a sweet tea to pair with the McNuggets too. Instead, he ran away and I haven't seen him since.
The moral of this story?? For all the single ladies out there now you know I can incapacitate a stone cold mugger ;) so if you're in the market for a tough guy my DMs are always open lmao
