1.Doctor, doctor, I'm a pair of curtains
WELL, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
2.Doctor, doctor, what's a good cure for snake bites?
STOP BITING SO MANY SNAKES.
3. Doctor, doctor, can you give something for wind?
SURE, TAKE THIS KITE.
4.Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me.
WHO SAID THAT?
5. Doctor, doctor, you have to help me out.
WHICH WAY DID YOU COME IN?
6.Doctor, doctor, I feel as if I'm getting smaller.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BE A LITTLE PATIENT.