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The coolranch's blog

Posts 55 posts

Bozo Aug 23, 2015
my fav word
Points: 165 31 comments
Diary of a Whimpy Kid Aug 22, 2015
is whimpy...
Points: 19 5 comments
Shrek (comment what u think will happen next) Aug 22, 2015
imageI was walking down by the hanky panks and i saw a little green ear poking out so i walked deeper into the swamp and i fell into this slimy goo that smelt DISGUSTING like you know who i kept getting DEEPER AND DEEPER and i said OH JEEPERS! as i couldnt move anymore next i sunk into it and all went black when i woke up i was in a secret lair all tied up with SHREK HIMSELF hovering over me 0_0.....Update to come

                               #SHREK

     Comment what u think will happen next!
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Terrible Blog Aug 22, 2015
Down by the hanks of the hanky panks where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank where the heap hops soda pops down Mr Whilly and he went KERPLOPS
Points: 6 0 comments
DINKLEBERG Aug 20, 2015
Dinkleberg: You were right about me all along, Turner. The turth is I AM evil.
Mr. Turner: Eh, you mean I was right? Yay! No, wait, that's bad. BOO!
Mr. Turner: DEH! No toilet paper?! Dinkleberg has struck again!
Sheldon Dinkleberg: Hey, Santa Claus, what brings you here in September?
Timmy: [disguised as Santa] Uh...
Mr. Turner: SANTA VOICE!
Timmy: [disguised as Santa] Ho, ho, ho! I brought you stuffed panda.
Points: 17 2 comments
Annoying ppl Aug 20, 2015
Tag the most annoying person on tengaged and say why u think there annoying
Points: 12 5 comments