I was walking down by the hanky panks and i saw a little green ear poking out so i walked deeper into the swamp and i fell into this slimy goo that smelt DISGUSTING like you know who i kept getting DEEPER AND DEEPER and i said OH JEEPERS! as i couldnt move anymore next i sunk into it and all went black when i woke up i was in a secret lair all tied up with SHREK HIMSELF hovering over me 0_0.....Update to come
Dinkleberg: You were right about me all along, Turner. The turth is I AM evil.
Mr. Turner: Eh, you mean I was right? Yay! No, wait, that's bad. BOO!
Mr. Turner: DEH! No toilet paper?! Dinkleberg has struck again!
Sheldon Dinkleberg: Hey, Santa Claus, what brings you here in September?
Timmy: [disguised as Santa] Uh...
Mr. Turner: SANTA VOICE!
Timmy: [disguised as Santa] Ho, ho, ho! I brought you stuffed panda.