Welcome to Nothing Like Neck, the after show for this season of RSF Season 33: Redneck Island hosted by me! We started off the episode with the biggest twist in RSF history! The challenhrs would be called Reckonings... (woah) For the first part of the challenge alex bored us with spam and based on your performance u were able to earn a certain amount of sugar cubes which teams got to put in some other niggas jar! Because of affirmative action the duo of Timster and CoolblueP123 received the most cubes (41). Which shocked most people
The winner of the challenge was nothingbutrouble and jimboslice (woohoo the fuck cares). After jkjkjk15 volunteered to go in to rid of his partner doubledarefan01 , we headed over to the pool (again another crazy twist) where #nothingbuttrouble took about 1 hour to announce what we all knew was happening which was sending both jkjk and doubledarefan into the pit. After a dramatic fight between #Timster and #doubledarefan01 they decided to face off against each other where Tim came out and won (the only people who were happy about this were the 5% of black people who own TVs) In a very close matchup #jkjkjk15 beat #Coolbluep123
Disclaimer:
Here are my rankings after Episode 1: These rankings are based on which teams I think would be liked by the audience after following the episode and based on strength too, I judge all teams objectively http://tinypic.com/r/s3lbw4/9 http://imgur.com/o5w55kn
why not use imgur? its superior to tinypic in terns of upload time, no captcha, better interface both to upload and to view, and much easier to view... i cant think of ONE reason why i would upload something to tinypic over imgur
Timster Sadly I grew to love yall. & Plus If i were to ever join again, I need to know who likes who and who hates who just so I know how to play. :) And Everyone watches for you Timmy...
Timster 000.4* My grandma always loves and supports me in all ways. She also loves the blacks, so when she saw we were teamed up she started crying with happiness.
coltsfan876 LMAO you really think the audience would like me in the top 4?
Do you realize if this was a tv show the entire edit in a rushed premiere episode would be about me flipping out after the challenge, fighting nels, jkjk plotting against nels, me fighting nels again & then beating him, and then jkjk fight him after he's already out.
Even though I was shown in a more positive sympathetic light towards the end of the episode, I still looked like a bully. Jkjk & I are literally Jason & Scott from Survivor right now. We should be in last place even if i'm #FanFave from the past seasons.
Timster the way i view it is although u were a dick , in a way you were the underdog of the episode, you were blindsided into the pit, then pulled a strategic move, then won the pit. You'd be top 3 but after getting sent in clearly there is a target on u and i don't see u as a top 3 team. The more UTR teams/comp beat teams (or reckoning beasts) have that edge on you
timster The fact that you compared me to one of the greatest Challenge Vets.... Timmy I want you to win this season! I will suck RShowFreak off just so he can rig it for you. And hopefully I would be able to return I would Love to send you home in another elimination love ya timmy :p lol
coltsfan876 True I guess.. but still the whole Nels things drops me all the way down to the bottom. Plus i'm considering past seasons.
awwsum & absol just came off their underdog win, Iceicebaby was the underdog/fan fave of last season so viewers would love her too even if she was pretty invisible this episode.
I'd say it'd go like this IMO:
double/cool
Jimbo/nothing (Jimbo making his big return + nothing would be fan fave for telling off jkjk)
Ethan/awwsum (awsum was underdog from last season & just came fresh from a win, Ethan is always liked)
Absol/coolexcchange
Andrea/Logie
Lafierce/French (they had a fun intro with their WWE videos)
Colts/Lava (you had funny commentary)
James & Charlie
Leo/Night & Jordon/Beast were invisible
Tim/jk (bullies and technically i'm not a underdog cause of my "status" in the game going against a known flop)
jordonk it didn't work though nigga, if anything it could of sent u to the pit, it wasn't a good move
and sorry dito he is not winning, only way he wins is if he gets me as a partner :( which he won't because if i ever get to face his team in the pit which i won't because I'm not going to an elimination round, i am going against him so i can eliminate him
DONE AT YOU FORGETTING GAIA , but like although u guys were assholes i personally like to root for the villains sometimes and both of your strategic plays were smart, jkjk purposely volunteering and u pissing nels off to go against him and not jake was a good move and both of u won the elimination so all around u were
