first you need a fork, then you need to get some mountain dew in a plastic bottle. Poke a hole in the bottom of the mountain dew bottle with your fork (do not use a different tool). Then go into the woods and look for a black bear. Hold the mountain dew over the black bears head so the mountain dew drips out of the bottle and onto his head. If that doesnt work, look for a ten dollar bill, lick it clean, then put it up ur bum.
