I heard a funny one earlier tonight and this is a TRUE story
a teacher is reading the three little pigs to her year 1 class
as she gets up to the part where the 1st little pig is collecting his straw from the man she asks "what does the man say?"
a young 6 year old boy put his hand up and matter-of-factly says "well i think he would of said "well ill be fucked a talking pig"