And lured him into an alley and down an empty stairwell. I told him to pull down his pants and it was so small LOL I proceeded to ask for money but he didn't have it so I got mad and left.
As he was walking up, I noticed this 3 wheeler baby stroller, I picked it up and threw it down at him then ran the fuck away. Last I heard of him was "You fucking bitch!"
True story. You can't make this shit up. I'm crazy.
