There's four of us so it might take some compromise to get your onion settled, but just keep posting your names my homies
zeptis my gangsta you're spamming a blog that the link don't even work
B*G BROTHER CAST:
WE'RE GON' ROAST THE DUCK OUT OF BB PLAYERS.....
BLUE systrix
- you're better thaj the vlue vanity smurf. hes a rrihard. except husnname is omar. ur the real blu. Hoe nestly I like your statue. i admire ppl who love to "stand out" and dont like to go witht he crowd. Because me too. Si we admire that a lot about your. But your hair is literally a fucking zebra. You could spot that shit in the b*g apple all the wya from Toronto (ps. I really like the connection here between Toronto and the b*g apple... I hope I meet someone from the b*g apple somedya). You sya you want a love triangle. I hope you enjoying slamming back some good Jared and b*g red action. Myabe of you and Red had a kid, yiu can can them purple !!! ZINGGGGGG
CLYDE:
- fuck u Clyde. I can can Callia however long I want 馃槏
RED:
- When Callia first told me to look for someone with a crusty af hair, I immediately swa you. But good thing there is someone with crustier hair . You're off the hook. hoe nestly u need to go to tge salon and chip off the nastty crustt ass beard. Nobody wabts to see that disgusting bastty ass crPpp. PS. i bet you were wya better in the military than tge other person. you know who the other person is. he's one of your housemates. Get back to your farmer ranch with Luis... Ps. You brushing your beard with a hair brush.... CMONNNNN BRO. SUPER FUCKIN CRINGEY BRUV
JARED:
- who YAH GONNA CALL. ghostbusttterssssss. Oh wait that's an exterminator jetpack on your back. Oh no. Not another "he voted out his mom gimmick".... I've had enough of ciera and her season of survivor. Enjoy plyaing with your mom. That's lame AF I would never. ebjot makijg out with blue (and red) in front of your own mother
ME COLE.
- me can foresee you getting 14th. But hoe fully yyou don't get 14th but instead hisam does. What kinda name is ME "8).: LMAO. It's so weird because roasting you you're our most normal person except for your name. I bet your parents tried to name you Nicole but they massively fucked up. It's such a terrible name danio ... Ps. Did you message your secret crush yet. He was really looking forward to chatting with you
MATT
- CRISTIEEEEEE. i hoe p youre enjoying the b*g bidet in the b*g brother house. we know you are in fact christossss. yiu two are literakly idebtical. literally the same crusty hair, same eyws, same everything. Alsoooo week 1 kirsten carolinasteel syad you look like Zeus. Zeus us a greek god. but gyess what christoad is a greek god. and the onky one we oniw so therefore yiu are christie. We hoe p you don't fall for that stupid fuck Reilly. She is kinda lame. I hope you Wi-Fi we... Lee know and I'll clean your schedule..
Callia corrected me <3
also hoe bestly we gie o you dont settle for that dumb fuck reilly. tou deseece wya better. especially since ur gya as fuck. cause we know you love the bidet. Also you should join the military, and we bet you'll love cuddling with the other men of the house, not Reilly. But RED hehehe. You'll be way better than the other person. you'll be wya better than the other persob. he's a skibny fycj nd ur a thick muscular dude. onky thing yiu and christie dont have un xommob. MATT BARNISH WHO
Matt and Christossss when they meet irl just like Sir and Eilish
IZZY: princesspretty
- you plya the flute... How embarrassing. When we first just saw you, you are though you you were a MAN Ha. You available trihard. You watched 24 seasons of BB in 3 months. That's insane. You're insane. We did the math and it should only take 3 days. YOURE R TERRIBLEL. B*G FAT LOSER
JAG:
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. WE LOVE ALL SIKH PPL. at least you don't brush your beard with a hair brush.... Unlike Fred. He's so cringe. NERD ALERT NERD ALERT. 3 MAJORS. NERD NERDY NERD NERDSTER FUCKING NERD. FRIGGEN LOSER. SMART LOSER. NERD. NERDOOOOOO . burn your degrees. I can't believe you evicted your final 2. Callia is my final 2 and I know she'd never evict me <3
YOU NERDY UNLOYAL FUCK
REILLY:
- hoe nestly. you are a lame dumb fu k. annoying voice abd a puncgavle face. hoe nestly i dont even thinj you're pretty. u have weird eyes. abd ur ugly. no iffebse actually yes offebse. bd you're dumb af for telling hisam ur targetingng gun. ecen tho i gate hisan. i might hate yoy tio but i hate husam
morem.ps. why does christie even like yoy. you're ugly af
You're uglyyyyyyyy U G L Y you ain't got no alleby.
PUKE:
- You racist ugly fuck. All you teenagers who thought he was the hottest one in the house... Such bad judge of character. I could tell he was a racist from a mile away. YOURE ALSO A B*G NERD. and youre akso dymv af fir staing tge n wird ob batuobal tekevtison. YOU AND JAG would get along so well for being nerds. Glad you're gone bitch. Don't let the bidet shove a thick one up your ass on the wya out. Ps. Actually hoe p a bidet does shove a thick one up your ass so you can turn g*y for all the gays on tg.
FE-LISH-AHHH:
you cant even sya your own name right. Callia and j are embarrassed for you!!!! LOL. Hoe nestly you gaines or respect when you syad you'd go after hisam and evict Cameron. But you lost all our respect when you evicted Riley. Ngl. You have the best hair out of all the houseguests because c at least you not crusty b grit tn mi like all the other houseguests.
HISAM: penguinowen126
you gay doctor. I bet you like when you have to stick your finger up people's ass. We bet you you like the bidet and find it's super relaxing. We shall hope you like grabbing everyone by the balls and I bet you even enjoy it. Actually we hope you continue grabbing people by the balls, so you can get auto roommates hehehehehe hehehe or sexual harassment. Also you act like a toughuy but you're a straight up LOSER. A WEE LOST all request for you after what you did to Reilly. Uou know what your did
COREYANTS
- you look liek youd be shut at race to golfffffff. me abd tyler did amazing on pur rtg accounts. you fucking 10 year old (dont you have to be 21 to qualify for B*g brither). you pdovably becer grew a sijgle kotherfuckubg haur ib your chest or yiyr face. though that might be good thing. you wont ebd up like crusfy ass red. you innocent l*ttle kud. tylers mom is about to diwowb him abd makebyiy ger son. she lobes yoy. you nd tylers mom should plya b*g brother together like jared abd xirie
DAVID BOWIE JANE: systrix
- I swear every time I hear your name vi don't think of you. The trashy b*g brother player. I think of the legend DAVID BOWIE and how much you are unlike him. You sya that youre 35, but news flash.... You look almost 50 hahaha. Also that's a shit Australian accent. alsoooooi jhat highlighter you hve going on us not flatteribg AT ALLLL. you look like you threww straight uo glitter on your facs. and stop sharing it with cirie and felisha.you make tgem look as sgupid as you
AMERICA;
girllllllll i cab nwvwr imagije being canned AMURRRRICAAAAA. that is so embarrassing. who tf bamss their kid afrwr a contibebt. It's hilarious. I feel so bad, the family probably didn't know any English words and had to settle with something well known. We hoe you win and win and America's favorite (no punsb Internet. Actually yes pun intended)
CAMERON;
you are a crusty mother fucker. You have one of the crustier hair styles in the game. Hoe nestly was looking forward to you going home on a sweep but I guess we can live with you for another day. you syad that you think your haurs gonna gelp tou win b*g brother vut its not gonna helo you gain popylarity sith tge public. you will never be as fmoua nd popular as callia and ttler. you will never be as fmoua nd popular as callia and ttler
CAROLINASTEELE / KIRSTEN;
you were doomed from the get go. You plyaed top hard and too fast. You need massive tips from Callia and I to help you make it past week 1. girlllll goe bwskty im alwys staring at your hair abd makeup. it's so good. but hoe besfly. ur a trigarsd. ur lucjy luke was a racist fyck otherwise you wouldve gotten last olace. you also su ked B*FGGGGGGG time at tgat butt kicking challenge. the gyas beat you to it b y a lot HHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Cirie :
How many times are you gonna play these the shows!!!! Don't you get it that you get wet to to to. youre so luxky b*g brother is rigging this for you. you didnt plya ij the first challenge and was inelligible ro ve nommed. they also gvs you an automatic ally aka your son. not to mdntion, they cadted FYCKING FELISHA Ao you souldnt have the target of veing the oldest persob. ALSO JUST LIKE FIR FELUSHA. you gained our respekt acter yuo syad you wouls evixt cameron to piss tf out if hisam. me and tyler wanted to see him cryyyyyy. but you immediafelt lost all our respekt after you evicted ger. you also better stahp using david bowie hanes glitter highlight. cause girllllll its not a good look 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶 (yes im typung thus like cocoA)
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