Go to google and type in your first name and the word 'needs'.
What are the top ten things you need according to google?
1) Kyle needs help
2) Kyle needs a hot dog
3) Kyle needs a nickname
4) Kyle needs a chiropractor
5) Kyle needs rum
6) Kyle needs security
7) Kyle needs to tell amanda the truth
8) Kyle needs our prayers
9) Kyle needs to tidy his desk
10) Kyle needs your help
4. I claim to play stupid, but sometimes im like damn am i really this dumb?
5. Sometimes when i argue with people, im flirting, but dont get it twisted cuz sometimes im arguing with u because i really dislike u or i think ur stupid.
6. I want a welsh corgi puppy more than i want world peace.
7. Im not confident that i will be successful in my career after college.
8. Ill never tell you what is really on my mind
9. I claim to be real and straight up and sometimes i am... but sometimes my "realness" is about as fake as a ken doll.
10. I believe people get the wrong impression of me when they first meet me.
11. My dream is to be a recording artist.
12. Ive been told i dont walk and that i strut... which is true but its just natural.
13. Ive never been "not single" in my opinion.
14. My greatest assets are my eyes and sometimes my hair.
15. I sometimes think im 2 nice to those who dont deserve it.
16. Ive never opened the bible outside of a wedding or funeral.
17. I always have the fear that im a loner to people.
18. Im afraid of falling for someone.
19. Im so use to finishing 2nd that i have given up pushing myself further.
20. I find all my friends at least somewhat attractive in some way.
21. I hate asking people for help with my personal life.
22. I was quiet in elementary school, then was hella outgoing in high school, and now i feel ive relapsed back to my elementary school ways to an extent.
23. I feel im better than some people because im a natural red head.
24. I dont get along with 90% of other red headed guys.
so today my momma came down to see me... first time i have seen her in like 3 months.
we went apartment hunting and stuff and i found quite a few places that im very interested in :)
and we got into a car chase... yes a high speed car chase in the middle of indy....
so we were driving to an apartment office and we noticed a kid getting the shit beat out of him right... well my mom was like OMG KYLE CALL 911 and stopped in the middle of the road... so i call after watching for a min. the guy assaulting the kid jumps into a mustang convertible with 3 other kids and start to leave the little lot they were in...
whats my mom do....
backs the van up to block the car from exiting the lot...
ive got 911 on the phone and start to give the description of the car... the car then off roads to get around my mom. thats when i get the license plate... then the chase begins with us in a caravan vs a mustang and we kept up through the alleys and everything for about 5 min. the whole time im naming off streets we are turning on to the operator.
we lost the mustang but the police have the plates and the description and the area in which the car was traveling so im sure those kids will be fucked considering im a witness and sadly wont be able to remove their trailer trash looking faces from my mind for awhile.