Survivor Shit Island PREVIEW
- Jeff Probst narrates
Deep in the heart of a part of India where they poop outside...
16 Americans(?) will begin the adventure of a life time. They all come from different walks of life...
Kris, Liberal Social Justice Warrior: Being a liberal that means that whatever says goes! I voted for Jill Stein and I yell at you if you say LGBT except for LGBTQA+”
Billy Bob, Trump Supporter: Yeah Trump has made America great again. Buildin that wall make merica great and back to the good ole days when f@gs weren’t showin their asses and women were in the kitchen.
They will be joined by 4 legendary survivor players looking for a second chance.
Wendy Jo (Nicaragua): Last time, no one on my tribe knew my age. This time I’m gonna talk about my age and how I deserve to not go home first.
Mike Borassi (Samoa): Yo last time I got medically evacuated. I have gained weight and that should be enough for me to make the distance.
Purple Kelly (Nicaragua): I-
Dan (Worlds Apart): I KNOW IM THE BEST. IM NOT SEXIST. IM A GREAT GUY AND IM GOING TO WIN THATS A LOCK!
Each week, someone will go to the islands of porta potty’s! This shitty place is home to some of the worst shit to ever occur in the show’s history.
“I didn’t say we were merge.”
“The medallion of power, gives one tribe an advantage in the Immunity challenge.”
Jessica Lewis: “I found the legacy advantage, it’s VERY important.”
These shitty people must learn to adapt or be voted out.
Read this summer...
Survivor: Shit Show Island!
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