First challenge was who are YOU as a song selector?? Please note I'm judging on THAT Criteria.. Also a lot of you really served this week, good job.
Lets get to the critiques:
HighNoon - Jazmin Bean - 'Yandere'
I do like how fucked up she looks, that is a SEVERE bang and there's a lot of blood and shit in this video that I can appreciate. I think her voice is a bit samey to a lot of other singers in the similar genre but the production elevates it, I think you showed me who YOU are as a song selector.
Thirteen - Ennio Morricone - 'Magic and Ecstasy'
I think this succeeds at the challenge for sure, you've shown me who you are as a song selector, which is into some very instrumental and zany shit. I felt like I was getting an enchantment put on me.
Analiese - Kygo and Kim Petras - 'Broken Glass'
So this was a successful showing of who you are as a song selector, you picked some faggy shit and I can understand that. I went to see Kim Petras and it was the International Dublin Twink Convention in there. There are far better Kim songs than this and Kygo is kinda lame.
NewNightmare7 - Philip Glass - 'Helen's Theme'
Oh I haven't seen this movie, I was on a horror binge in Fall last year though. It's a pleasant track and the chorus kinda adds a lot to it. I get the vibe is meant to be eerie but I don't think it really got all the way there for me. I'm not sure what this tells me about YOU as a song selector.
MichelleObama - Michelle McCool Theme - 'You're Not Enough For Me'
This is a timeless classic isn't it. It really tells me who Michelle is as a WWE Diva and who you are as a song selector. I can tell you're really into bullying 'fat' wrestlers and I can respect that.
Ribbons - Imogen Heap - 'Bad Body Double'
I really like the production in all of Imogen Heap's music, she has a really cool way of putting together her songs. This totally tells me who you are as a song selector, and I would listen to this again. I was twerking to the breaths.
Alexeh23 - Singrlice - 'Smiljem Gora'
Oh my god the beginning of this was a LOT to me lmao. My Oopsy was QUAKING at the pipes. Then it went into the CHORUS and I was like wow I'm really being entered into a cult I love this. This really was a song to pop one's puss to and one that absolutely shows me who you are as a song selector.
TheOmen - Wendy Williams - 'Native New Yorker'
Wow this was a BOLD choice. I love how Wendy was immediately identifiable and didn't try to do otherwise. It's been stuck in my mind for the last few weeks so good choice. I think I have a fair idea of who you are as a song selector.
SeaViper - Jana Burceska - 'Dance Alone'
Well this is my favourite song possibly ever. But I have a feeling you knew this, I don't really know who YOU are as a song selector, and that makes me a little anxious. That said, this is THAT bop.
13bam - Grimes - 'Oblivion'
A really interesting choice picking the live version of this song, but you did good, I'm a big fan of Grimes and all her music. I saw her before and she got electrocuted at the performance it was iconic. If you're an alt girl like this, I'm into it.
KiaraMcCoy - Afroguajira - 'My Colombian apartment TOUR & COST OF LIVING IN BOGOTÁ'
So this was a bold choice to send a vlog and not a song. There were some bars of music in the first 10 seconds on the video, and this is a very pretty girl. I'm not sure it shows me who you are as a song selector, but it shows me who you are as a WOMAN. I did learn a lot about Bogotá in this video.
ricktworick1 - Go_A - 'Solovey'
I mean you know that I love this song, it was my favourite from this eurovision year. I know you live for this song, and that's great, but I do wonder if this was mainly an attempt to do well, rather than show me who you are as a song selector. Regardless, my pussy was completely popped out, especially for those last 45 seconds.
Absol - Bbymutha - 'Roaches Don't Die'
OOOOOH I didn't know this song but this was EXCELLENT. She gave me it ALL, the production was dark and seksy, I really was into this a lot! This shows me who you are as a song selector and I am very excited.
ARTPOP2 - Cecile Believe - 'Bitch Bites Dog'
WEW This also had me go off in my bedroom at 6:37pm. I really FELT that when she said BITCH BITES DOG I mean that could be me??? I really got into this, especially that random synth in the middle of the chorus it was just very chaotic.
Placings:
WIN - Absol, you've won a special prize I will be PMing you about!
HIGH - Needed 3 of them this week, ARTPOP, Alexeh and Ribbons, you're all HIGH.
LOW - Analiese, and you weren't even that shit but there were much more interesting choices.
BTM2 - NewNightmare7 try step it up next chall
OUT - KiaraMcCoy while informative, it was just TOO long.
First challenge was who are YOU as a song selector?? Please note I'm judging on THAT Criteria.. Also a lot of you really served this week, good job.