gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe
a dirty tissue
a camera w/o memory
stubly legs
an empty waterbottle on a hot day
an untied sneaker
a yoyo without a string
a cold hot coco
deflated balloons
a watch that gives the wrong time
a chair with a missing leg
a burnt out lightbulb
a chewed fingernail
a hairy armpit
saggy boobs
spoiled milk
a trash can w/o a bag
an std
a fire without wood
a vibrator w/ no batteries
glasses with a missing lens
fishbowl minus the fish
a used tampon
a paintbrush w/ no paint
a plant with no soil
a pillow with no fluff
a head with no hair
headphones with no music playing through
a lamp with no shade
a fly with no wings
a robe with no tie
a glowstick with no connector
a window with no curtains
one missing earring
bread without butter
a fruit roll up that doesnt roll
a broken heel
standing alone in line
a stall w/o a lock
a flower that doesnt bloom
a rotten banana
