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Stranger: M
You: Female.
You: If I was a waffle, would you pour your piping hot syrup all over my body.
Stranger: Yes i would
You: Then would you proceed to top me off with whipped cream?
Stranger: Oh yes
You: And to top that off a cherry on top?
Stranger: Yes deffently
You: Then, would you cut into my flesh with your knife and proceed to cut off a piece of me to stuff into your mouth, chew 32 times, then swallow me?
You: I'm waiting. My syrup is making me soggy.
Stranger: Yes
You: *blinks* Dude you're a sick fuck. Into cannibalism and all that shit? Dude get yourself checked out. Seriously. Imma go make waffles now :D\
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