OMG WELCOME TO MY THANK YOU BLOG TO RICKTWORICK1 WHERE I THANK HER FOR GIFTING ME THIS FABULOUSLY FABULOUS SILVER SPARKLY DRESS THAT SHOWS OFF MY SUPERB, PERKY, TOTALLY NATURAL AND TANNED PIXEL-TITS!!
LIKE THANKS RICK!!!
BASICALLY I want ALL OF YOU to like DO ME A FAVOR and GRAB YOUR BOOBS and just like, you know just JIGGLE what God gave you and you know what if you're a GUY and you're FAT like go ahead and GRAB THOSE MAN BOOBIES AND SHAKE EM, SHAKE EM, BABY DON'T BREAK EM LOL!!!! LIKE I LOVE THAT SONG BUT I FORGET WHAT IT IS AND I THINK IT GOES SHAKE ME SHAKE ME BABY BABY BREAK ME DOES ANYONE KNOW IF YOU COULD TELL ME THAT'D BE S U P E R LIKE OMG!!
SO BASICALLY it has BEEN A WHILE TENGAGED like HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU!?!? I'm doing like SO WELL THANKS FOR ASKING!!! like life is just BEAUTIFUL LIKE ME and like I am living a NATURAL PURE LIFE because I am a VEGETARIAN NOW!!!
BRI!?! YOU CRAZY GURL YOU NEED YOUR PROTEIN!?! LOL WELL I KNOW BUT!! I couldn't BARE to eat like LITTLE CUTE PIGS AND COWS anymore because they are like FOR SER PRESH like DEF the most PRESHIEST PRESHERS IN THE HISTORY OF like PRESHNESS and I for ser do not say that about ANYTHING but like they are so cute. People who look like pigs are even cute, there was this girl in my 8th grade Social Studies class named ANNA SIMPSON and omg CAN WE SAY OINKER AMIRITE OR AMIRITE LOL!!! like she looked SO MUCH like a pig and I know thats CRAZY because people don't look like animals even though I THINK WE ARE MAMMALS which rhymes with animal so it's basically the same?? BUT ANYWAY LOL like I was SO FUNNY I started OINKING at Anna because HELLO she can't understand ENGLISH she needs to speak OINKEEZE, or like PIG LATIN and since I don't KNOW Pig Latin and ain't nobody got TIIIIIIIIME FOR DAT I just OINKED and she moved to like Colorado or something and I never saw her again so I assume she's eating out of like a TROUGH somewhere but OH WELL NOT MY PROBLEM!!
ANYWAY THANKS RICK MY TITS LOOK AMAZING AND I WISH YOU ALL HAPPINESS, LIKE PEACE AND LOVE AND STUFF!!!!
