*Kalia alone in the HoH room*
Kalia: wow, Pandora's Box!
*reads note*
Kalia: This is Pandora's Box. It may have a good or bad thing, or both, blah blah blah.
*a chocolate chip cookie flashes on the TV screen*
Kalia: OMG I'M OPENING PANDORA'S BOX
*Kalia runs into Pandora's Box and grabs cookie*
Kalia: yay cookie
*Kalia reads note*
Kalia: congratulations, you now have a cookie. However, you are hereby evicted from the Big Brother house.
*pause*
Kalia: Oh well at least I have a cookie