1. I’m a faggot
2. I play lots of video games and shit
3. I got kicked out of my house so I’m living with my boyfriend
4. My boyfriend is hot and rich. Yours isn’t.
5. I had cancer
6. I’ve slept with like 30 people???
7. I’m into bdsm
8. Kinky as hell. Not just BDSM
9. I’m liberal
10. My dick is 8 inches