The record for the widest vagina on Earth is held by Linda Manning of Los Angeles, California. Without preperation, Linda can fit a whole lubricated NFL football into her vagina.
So I had a horrible day at teh beginningz0rz. Then a girl I like cheered me up. Then it got bad again when I started mah science homework. Then I got bored and decided to watch Supernanny. I usually like to watch it for the bratty kids, but this one is depressing me. The little girl is ignored by her mom because of her freaking twins that get all the attention. I thought this was just 'cuz she was a horrible mom, but then I figured out the twins had issues. Like, they were born without skin and shit. They could see their internal organs and it was scary sounding. Soooooo thanks, freaking Supernanny. You put an image of kids without skin in my head.
Watch all five parts if you have time, or just look for it on TV (Where I originally watched it!), OR just watch part 4 and see how much of a bitch this fatass mom is.
