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Challange Mar 22, 2009: I am in this game:

http://www.tengaged.com/group/1061
and I need alot of plusses on my blog for a challange so.... if you think this joke is funny, please plus! if you don't think it is funny, please plus! if you are unsure, please plus!
Just plus away! thank you <3
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this prostitute goes in for a checkup at the doctors office and after many test the doctor comes back and says "im afraid there is a problem" she replies, oh no, dont tell me i have an s.t.d. again!!!! the doctor says no,...YOU dont but im afraid your crabs now have herpies
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there was a prostitute walking down the street and everybody know’s she’s one. And the 1st man walks up to her and says i’ll pay you for sex so she says ok, come to mine for 10:00, then the 2nd man comes up to her and says i’ll pay you for sex she says ok, come to mine for 10:30.. then the priest comes up to her and says i’ll pay you for sex she says ok, come to mine for 11:00. Then Jesus comes up to her and says i’ll pay you for sex she says ok come at 11:30. Her and the 1st one are having sex there’s a knock on the door, she says get under the bed, the 2nd man and her are having sex, there’s a knock on the door its the priest, she says get under the blanket there having sex and there’s a knock on the door its Jesus she tells the priest to get in the wardrobe. Jesus and her are having sex then there’s a knock on the door its her husband, she tells Jesus to get on top of the wardrobe. The husbands comes in and says i can smell sperm. He looks under the bed finds the 1st man, looks under the blanket finds the second man. looks in the wardrobe finds the Priest the priest starts praying; "Jesus you are above me, please don’t let this man kill me!" Jesus looks down and says "You Fuckin Snitch
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please plus!; Points: 24 1 comments
Yellow card Mar 16, 2009: I finally have my yellow card!
Thanks to everyone who has helped me by plussing my blog and kept me in games.
I am now in need of T$'s to go in to another game, please help me by plussing this blog =D

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Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always

sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a

series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much

worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well

again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass; Points: 36 9 comments
Red nose day ~ update! Mar 13, 2009: 57 million+ has been donated so far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JESUS FECK !!!!!
BUT they still need more! So please, please, if you have a few $ £ to spare follow this link to find out how you can donate http://www.rednoseday.com/

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Did you know, £5 will save lives? yes, it really will, £5 (less than a packet of cigarettes) will buy a mosquito net and save a family from death!
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Please donate what you can, please do it now!
Thank you <3; Points: 40 2 comments
What is red nose day? ~ Explained here! Mar 13, 2009: Well alot of you are wondering WHY we have red noses, well here is your answer and you can tell people you acctually learned something today!
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Links:
Pictures of the various noses we have had: http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=red+nose+day&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Official website: http://www.rednoseday.com/

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Comic Relief was founded by a comedy scriptwriter Richard Curtis and launched on Noel Edmonds's Late, Late Breakfast Show on Christmas Day 1985. They got the Red Nose idea from the red noses worn by clowns. The plan was to raise money by being funny.
The first Comic Relief charity single was released in April 1986. Cliff Richard and the cast of The Young Ones sang ’Living Doll’.
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Where does all of the money raised go?
UK:
* UKYoung People
* Mental Health
* Older People
* Refugees & Asylum Seekers
* Disadvantaged Communities
* Domestic Violence
AFRICA:

* People Affected by HIV
* Women & Girls
* People Affected by Conflict
* People Living in Urban Slums
* Trade

That is just this year! But in previous years Comic Relief has helped millions of people all accross the world!
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So do something funny for money and donate to Comic Relief today!; Points: 325 27 comments
Rule Brittania!! Mar 12, 2009: Stare at the dot in the centre of this image for about 20 seconds and then look at a white surface. Amazing! If you blink quickly you should see the colours of the British flag.
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Cool eh?; Points: 0 1 comments
optical illusion 1 Mar 12, 2009: Stare at the three vertical dots in the centre of this image for about 30 seconds and then look at a white wall or a white bit of paper or you can even just sit back and close your eyes.

what do you see?; Points: 23 3 comments

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