I think of the periodic table as a cast of characters acting out a play.
There's:
-Slutty oxygen: hogging all of the electrons.
-The metals: bad asses, duh
-Hydrogen: The small one that everyone picks on. If they stick together, they can soar!
-Neon: The noble gas, her name in lights.
-Rutherfordium: irrelevant
- Sodium and Chlorine: Salt n Peppa, minus peppa
- Lithium: On his way to his psychiatrist's office!
-Carbon: The one that socializes with everyone! A little lego of life!
Just to name a few. They really are like miniature creatures. Hidden from the naked eye but incorporated in everything. I wonder if each atom has a soul, deep inside, further than any scientist has explored
