1. I said someone looks young. Which he does.
2. I said Lemonface has a big forehead in her pic but we're married so we can do that shit.
3. I said you can't see a dude's teeth in his picture.
4. I said someone looks like Will Smith from Men In Black.
5. I said a guy is really muscular.
Where's the harm? Honestly? Stop trying to be white knights, I would never attack someone for how they look, I'm not an asshole in that sense of the word.
This is ridiculous. Just because you don't directly come out and call someone ugly or fat doesn't mean it isn't an insult. If you're making fun of they're appearance it is the same damn thing.