I hope they know that I'm being completely serious and I dab like a fucking pro. I learned from only the masters who have graduated college by only their pure will to dab. I come from an elite family of assassins who will stop at nothing to make sure anyone who dabs incorrectly will, in fact, be eliminated. There are no obstacles, nothing at all in my way to bring the Dab Queen. No, not a Trap Queen, not a Drag Queen, but the highest rank of all, the Dab Queen. I can end your life with a swift movement of my dab, and that's not a prank. You think you're original with your 'dank memes' and 'Peep' jokes? Well, you've been proven wrong by me, and only me, the Dab Pro. Not everyone can meet my price when it comes to my hitdab service, and the lowest amount of money I will take is $89,627.34. Those who have stepped up and paid me to eliminate someone with the power of pushing my delicate forehead into my powerful elbow were never dissatisfied with my work. I always bring their life to an end with no more than a single dab.
