I actually started watching Big Brother when season 16 came around but I binged 1 (I regret that), 8, 12, 13, and 14. Now, it's 15. Now, I know the eviction order and have seen a lot of scenes from episodes but not a whole episode. Before watching, my faves were Helen, Amanda, Nick, Howard, and Candice. I hated Aaryn, Jeremy, Andy, GinaMarie, and Spencer. Let's see how that reflects in these rankings!
1 - Kaitlin - I'm shocked too, but she surprisingly impressed me! She was the voice of reason in episode 1! I know she'll eventually be toxic but in this episode, she pointed out how she gets along better with guys, DOES NOT want a showmance, secretly refused the all-girls alliance because she knows girls are catty and it won't work, wants a GAYMANCE, and then dominated the HoH! Plus she's cute! I really hope her eventual downfall won't hurt her that much cause I love her!
2 - Helen - I knew I'd love my Asian mother! Not only is she the most relatable in this first episode, but she shows her mental strength, along with an applaudable HoH performance! I also loved that she's keeping her job a secret!
3 - Aaryn - Like Kaitlin, I'm shocked and I know I'll hate her eventually...hopefully at least. Still, this episode involved zero racism. Instead, this cute Texan girl talked about girl power which I loved! Also, she was the last girl standing in the HoH! I knew she was a competition beast but I loved her endurance!
4 - Nick - Not much was picked up by him but based on his edit, I'm shocked he got booted second! If only he wouldn't have made that deal with McCrae. If he was going to make a deal, it should've been safety for McCrae if he fell instead of vice versa. Imagine how much the game could've changed with Nick as the week 1 HoH!? Anyways, he's super smart, relatable, and easily the best eye-candy in the house.
5 - Howard - He was just so chill! He also is strategic and calm! He got screwed in HoH with his body mass though!
6 - Andy - I'm puking at this ranking but, like Kaitlin, he was the voice of reason this episode. He hasn't started his rattiness so he's okay plus you can obviously tell that he knows how to play the game.
7 - McCrae - Poor guy! Everyone thinks he's a liar and, now that he won HoH, everyone thinks he's a threatening liar! He just wanted to be safe and he told the truth...kind of bland but at least he didn't bother me.
8 - Candice - I love my queen but she was invisible.
9 - Amanda - I love my queen but she was even more invisible than Candice.
10 - Spencer - He's somewhat nice but he just has a persona that I don't like and I never will...
11 - Judd - He was invisible until the HoH, which he was first to fall in, which made it obvious that he threw it...pathetic. On top of that, he fucking spotted the Elissa/Rachel thing! I'm not a huge Elissa fan; I like her but I don't love her, but still, I hate it when people spot twists early (i.e. twin twist in BB17)
12 - Elissa - It pains me to put her this low but, other than that she's very fit, I learned nothing from her OTHER THAN that she's Rachel's sister. Literally every confessional was 'I don't wanna play like Rachel', 'I'm going to make sure no one finds out I'm Rachel's sister', 'I need to win this for safety because if people find out I'm Rachel's sister, I might be in danger', or 'I hope Rachel is proud of me'. Like shut the fuck up! You're E.L.I.S.S.A., not R.A.C.H.E.L. God, she's boring so far. Reminded me of Paulie in the first week or two of BB18.
13 - Jeremy - He was somewhat relatable but he's so overly-conceited and presumptuous! I really can't stand him but I found it hilarious how he deceived David then got the Never-Not Pass. It didn't mean that much, though, considering his placement.
14 - David - He's so full of himself and reminds me of TDI Justin (not TDA Justin), and I hated Justin! Happy I only have to deal with him for a week! I feel semi-bad for him that he fell for Jeremy's deceptions but that's what he gets for being stupid.
15 - Jessie - I like her, but this was a bad episode! I can see why Wil's BB15 Saga Ep 1 made her look like a witch. She literally thinks she's on the top compared to every other girl in the world and is literally throwing unnecessary shade at the women! She's more conceited than Jeremy and David combined in this episode at least.
16 - GinaMarie - *insert bullet going through my head and gun falling from my hand*
